How to ruin a date in five words, well the answer is simple. Just simply say this
warts grew on my penis
– Story mode : Episode 1
-Bored and looking through the profile of attractive women, Pj Knight comes across a standout beauty. Quickly he messages her hoping she would reply back. He continues along the internet eye candy trail when suddenly he gets notification of a reply in his private messages.
-The message was a simple, ” Hey.”
-Being a clever wordsmith Pj responds back, “Hey, girl.”
– He envisioned her blushing at his words and being in awe of his ability to communicate. She responded back “Hey, Sexy”.
– This back and forth went on for a while as both expressed the deep range of their communication skills. Just when they finally got to six word long responses she asked Pj . “You want to meet up, I think your nice.”
-That was the longest sentence exchanged so far and Pj was amazed by how clever and amazingly intelligent she was.
-“Where sexy? ” Pj asked smiling proudly to himself as he delivered the message.
-“At a Red Lobster.” She replied back to Pj’s message ever so quickly.
-Pj’s face went pale for at that moment he knew he was dealing with a drone from the Beehive.
Thinking quickly was something that Pj was not very good at, so he countered in a message. “I get off work late, baby. The only thing open when I’m free is 24 Taco Bell and MCdonalds.”
-The girl responded, ” I don’t wanna eat at Taco Bell or Mcdonalds.”
– ” Okay, then we can eat outside McDonalds.” Pj proudly stated, he felt he had solved a huge problem.
-“NO!”
-She was good thought Pj, a real classy high level woman. He knew she was the type he would have eventually have to take to Ihop. However you can’t take them to such a fancy place on the first time. So you gotta go down one level and take them to Dennys.
“Dennys is open, sexy.” Pj messaged back with haste not wanting to lose this sexy whale on his Japanese destroyer class fishing boat.
“K.” the woman replied and Pj mentally did a back flip. He knew all the guys looking at his face right now in the room, were aware he had just Tiger Woods the game. (Never mind the fact that no one was looking at him and everyone was paying attention to the sexy girls playing beach volleyball. In his mind he knew that they were all just pretending to watch the game because they were all haters with no girlfriends.)