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How to ruin a date in five words, well the answer is simple. Just simply say this

warts grew on my penis



 Story mode(episode 1 released)

Bored and looking through the profile of attractive women, Pj Knight comes across a standout beauty.  Quickly he messages her hoping she would reply back. He continues along the internet eye candy trail when suddenly he gets notification of a reply in his private messages.

-The message was a simple, ” Hey.”

-Being a clever wordsmith Pj responds back, “Hey, girl.”

 -He envisioned her blushing at his words and being in awe of his ability to communicate. She responded back “Hey, Sexy”.

 -This back and forth went on for a while as both expressed the deep range of their communication skills. Just when they finally got to six word long responses she asked Pj . “You want to meet up, I think your nice.”

-That was the longest sentence exchanged so far and Pj was amazed by how clever and amazingly intelligent she was.

-“Where sexy? ” Pj asked smiling proudly to himself as he delivered the message.

-“At a Red Lobster.” She replied back to Pj’s message ever so quickly.

-Pj’s face went pale for at that moment he knew he was dealing with a drone from the Beehive.

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